I’ve had a bunch of images of raw scans of a book called Computer Lib/Dream Machines sitting around since 2022, and I wanted to mention it in a blog post I’m working on. However, this book is large (10x14" according to Amazon), and while the scans online are acceptable quality, I thought a book so visually interesting and important deserved a super-high-resolution scan. So here is the series of false starts I went through to prepare them for distribution.

This entire blog refresh was prompted by me wanting to post like, 5 lines of code onto social media and not being able to. So, here is that code. I use X likes mainly as a way to save things for later. However, it’s not a great system for that as they’re not really indexed and difficult to access. I wanted a way to go back and look at old stuff I liked before. So, using the likes.js file in the GDPR export, this will shuffle your likes and open 20 in your browser. Have fun!

Mastodon is a decentralized social media platform. It is similar to platforms like X, but instead of users connecting to servers run by one organization, users connect to one of hundreds of servers, which pass messages between themselves. Because of this topology, it is often referred to as “email for social media”. The usernames also help this, being the format @nkizz@tacobelllabs.net. Because of this, local retro-computing enthusiast Foone Turing posted that she wanted the metaphor to be made real, and to use Outlook Express 4 to browse it. I thought I could make it happen. I also happened to be looking for a tool to learn Rust with, and so MOP3 was born. It is a program that can speak POP3 and SMTP (two protocols used for receiving and sending email respectively) and translate those protocols to reading and posting to Mastodon. The project turned out great, and got more users than expected. The feature list came to include

Under the “why don’t more people talk about this”, the amount of ML inference that can be done locally on even pedestrian smart phones is truly impressive, and a field that I don’t think enough software developers are taking advantage of. This was the focus of a course I took in Spring 2023: ELEN 6908-Embedded AI. The final project was to design an embedded AI project, and I took inspiration from a project I had attempted and failed at years before. I played in our concert band from 4th grade through high school, and so was pretty familiar with conducting methods. I thought it would be cool to use the accelerometer from a Wii Remote to conduct and set the time of music. I’m not sure how I didn’t know this had already been done in Wii Music, but oh well. However, my coding skills weren’t up to the task, so I put the project aside. The development boards we were given for class had accelerometers, which gave me the idea to do it with AI. The first step was recording data. I strapped an Arduino BLE 33 to my wrist, and conducted for two minutes at intervals of 5 BPM from 60 to 120.

Universities are like tiny sovereign countries. And like any country, there are constantly warring factions within the structure vying for space, money, and social capital. One of the notable ones at Columbia University is GSAPP, or the Graduate School of Architecture, Planning, and Preservation. This is a surprisingly independent school that has some amazing visual branding. A few of their classes are offered for cross registration, and at the recommendation of a friend, I enrolled in A4407 - Methods in Spatial Research. This course covered two topics. Technical GIS system usage in the form of asynchronous tutorials (EXACTLY the way I want to learn, and rare at Columbia), and cultural usages of maps. The final project of the class (which was half a semester - I’ve never heard of another class that does this) was an atlas, with all the assignments put together. The two highlight maps for me was the map of California’s Central Valley (having grown up there I know that very few people realize how incredible California’s agricultural diversity is) and the Pizza Hut-Taco Bell project, due to the completely silly way I found it (extracted every Pizza Hut/Taco Bell location from an offline Open Street Map archive, then ran a O(n^2) algorithm to find any closer than 50 feet from each other).

!!Con was a series of conferences held virtually and in New York City. It was focused on lightning talks about novel and fun concepts in computing. I had attended virtually in 2020 and really enjoyed the talks and thought enough of my projects were both novel and fun enough to be presented. So I applied, and to my delight, got accepted to speak. I then of course, actually had to put together my presentation.

The XBAND was a third-party modem produced by Catapult Entertainment for the Super Nintendo and Sega Genesis in the mid-90s. It enabled multi-player support over phone lines by being placed in between the game cartridge and console. The service has been shut down for many years, but has recently been revived by hobbyists. I worked with a group trying to improve service quality. To understand what we did, you need to know a bit about how the service worked. Alice tells her XBAND that she wants to play online. The modem dials Catapult’s phone number, and establishes a brief modem connection, where news and mail is exchanged, and Alice’s phone number is registered as looking for a game. Her cartridge then ends the connection and hangs up. Bob selects he wants to play online. His cartridge performs a similar connection procedure to Alice, but since Alice is currently waiting for a game, the central server gives his cartridge Alice’s phone number and instructs it to dial out. His cartridge then hangs up the connection, and calls Alice’s phone number. Alice’s modem answers the call, and the two modems establish a connection. This peer to peer structure has a few effects.

This one is going to be tough to explain. In 1996, the American TV show “The Simpsons” aired an episode “22 Short Films about Springfield”. The title is a reference to Thirty Two Short Films About Glenn Gould, and the episode is a loose (loose) parody of Pulp Fiction. 20 years later, one of the longer segments which came to be known as “Steamed Hams” became a meme on Youtube. I have a few theories about why this happened, mainly that it’s an incredibly short self contained story, that has the over-the-top line delivery and framing of a very short film, but with the narrative authority of a show like The Simpsons. and it’s funny. Steamed Hams memes take the source material and modifies it in some drastic ways. Searching “Steamed Hams But” on Youtube will give you an idea.

In 2020 I participated in the Small File Film Festival, presented by Simon Fraser University. The thesis of the festival is that all submissions must be under 5 megabytes. A few years prior, I had pursued a business idea of selling albums on Gameboy Advanced cartridges (it fizzled out after I got banned from Tindie, SAD). Through this, I had encountered METEO, an incredibly unstable Windows XP program that converts video files into ROMs playable on the Gameboy Advance. I assume this was sold along flash carts to compete with the PSP. It’s never a good idea to pick the medium before picking the message, but that’s never stopped me before. One of my favorite albums of that year was BUY NOW by Eyeliner, a super unique sound. Track 9, Chit Chat, always sounded like the theme to the end credits of a game, and the duration is about what fits on a cart with reasonable compression. So I decided to make a compilation of game endings set to this, on the original hardware. So I assembled a bunch of longplays of GBA games (my favorite was this Spiderman game, where the devs photoshopped themselves into stages, wonderful), and picked out the best points. I edited it all in native resolution, because adobe premiere is fine working at 240x160px. After putting some filters to compensate for compression, I generated a GBA ROM from the video file, which was WILDLY over 5 MB. Turns out the weak CPU of the GBA (along with being a sketchy program from 2004) meant that the bitrate for even a 240x160 video was pretty high without really compressing it. After an afternoon of changing parameters, I got it under 5MB, although at a lower quality than I expected. The artifacting kind of defeats the purpose of using GBA games as the source (I could’ve used any). In a perfect world, I would’ve extracted the sprites from each game, but that would’ve been far too intensive.

After a thrilling win at the 2017 Maine App Challenge, Team Redundancy Team was ready to return to attempt another victory. The idea we came up with was Class Act, which consisted of the following tools Alarm that turns off on snow days and delays when there is a delay Assignment calendar that helps people keep track of all of their assignments from Google Classroom or teacher Web sites Study guides, both from other Web sites and written by ourselves to help students study for hard exams and enrich themselves beyond high school curriculum Extracurricular board, to provide students a forum to coordinate extracurricular activities We made it using a similar tech stack of Android/Firebase/Material design. It ended up being a little less compelling than Permit Log, I believe mainly because the ideas either relied on network effects we had no hope of creating, or were used to infrequently that it wasn’t really worth it. Plus third party alarms on Android are a special kind of hell, and I don’t know how those apps do it. The video however, as always, kicked ass. In the end we got third place, which I think we were all pretty pleased by.